The epic summer journeys have begun. I just safely returned from Maine where I:
- saw seals
- hiked around Penobscot Mtn instead of up it. Getting to the top of a mountain is so cliche
- rode a bald eagle
- performed plastic surgery on a lobster
- had the professor ask me if I "got laid on a rock"
- wore my trucker hat and aviators while driving a 15 passenger van
- climbed a beehive
- ate lobster ice cream
- almost fell into a pitcher plant
- rekindled my passionate relationship with hot dogs and fluffer-nutter sandwiches
- taught a raccoon how to untie our shoes
So all in all a successful trip I think. I'll put up some photos at some point. They'll prob be of rocks and incredibly boring.
In other news - gas just hit $4.09 here in the Chambana. I'm seriously looking into buying a moped.
Anyone contemplating going to see his movie, which I may even do myself, should first read this
For a limited time only, a special edition brand of Clare Butter will be made available. The favorite condiment of the famous Clare Butter Buds group, this sticky treat is sure to please! Goes well with a nice warm glass of BLT's Butt Juice.
By far the best mating dance I've ever seen....human men take notice!
